Hello! Today we have for you a mystery story of sorts. We think you’ll enjoy “Other People’s Clothes,” by Ron Singer. Or, the hazards of working out– the dilemmas of contemporary life. You enjoy going to the gym, you say?

Everything seemed there, and the garments had even been laundered –unfortunately, with perfumed detergent. When he checked more carefully, however, his pants knee no longer had the raspberry stain. Stranger and stranger…