We’ve published some terrific writing of late. For instance, these two pop poems by Lara Dolphin. They exemplify pop lit: readable, witty, and entertaining. This is poetry for the people– for everybody.
No way will we ever publish bland, meaningless, inscrutable, unmusical, New Yorker-style poetry. Give us Lara Dolphin poems instead!
Finally, toss in
chopped up raw peanuts to make the product impossible
to spread without ripping a hole in your bread.
Wonderful! And I don’t even like poetry